Jurgen says: People of America, have a day off.

Group    E

Ecuador    0          France    0

Honduras   0            Switzerland  3

                                          Shaqiri (6, 31, 71)


Although Ecuador put up a bit of a fight, and Honduras did most of their fighting on the pitch, there were no real surprises in this group as the 2 favourites topped the group[ and made it easily through to the next stage.  My new favourite team France made a few changes and showed that they really need to play their first eleven to have any chance of success this time round.  Switzerland thumped Ecuador with with  3 goals from Colombian arse shaking singing star Shaqira, her hat trick was the 50th hat trick in the world cup.

Shakira, 50th hat trick in world cup history.  Her hips don't lie.

Group   F

Bosnia   3               Iran    1

Dzeko (23)                      Goochi, Gooooch, Gooochinard.  Reza (82)

Pjanic (59)

Vrsajevic (83)

Nigeria  2              Argentina   3

Musa (4, 47)                   Messi (3, 45)

                                       Rojo (50)

Ok, I admit Messi is starting to look good in this tournament but what is the goalie doing for the free-kick?  

I feel a bit sorry for the Iranians after their last minute defeat to Argentina, but they didn't do enough at the end of the day, and Bosnia rolled them over. 

 Nigeria are the first African team to get through to the second phase and  I wonder if Harry Redknapp's favourite new team Algeria will be joining them, as I can't for the life of me see Ghana getting through, even if they beat Ronaldo.   Germany and USA will surely play out a draw, won't they?  

Apparently USA, USA, USA, GET IN THE HOLE manager Jurgen "the German" Klinsmann has told the American public to have a day off  to support and get behind their team as they aim to beat Germany and top the group.  I would be very surprised  if anybody in America even know's there is a world cup in soccer even going on.   Anyone who does take a day off though will use the excuse that Jurgen Klinsmann told them to, and will no doubt sue the German if they end up getting the sack from their job for not bothering to show up.   I really can't believe Jurgen is going to try and beat Germany, if it all goes tits up and USA end up losing this and Ghana end up winning against Portugal by a good few goals, then Klinsmann is going to look a right prick.  

Germany and USA to go through for me.  

So bye, bye Ronaldo.